Tales Adriatic
Only a few years ago there were seasons, there were four: fall, winter, spring, summer and marked the rhythm of time. Here in the Romagna then it was worth only one: the summer, the other three were mingled in limbo because of thick fog or steam, imaginative town festivals, languid or absurd memories, fervent preparations, slow and repetitive rhythms, and scents of chestnuts, piada pork cracklings and greasy. The summer was the "season", and the sea, bathrooms, the hot sun, the strange, the "pataca," the white nights, money ...
The summer was expected as children, before that, waiting for the circus and sometimes you let yourself be fooled by the first warm spring days announcing only other splashing water every summer to start over: it was a new turn on carousel, a new song.
now increasingly on the street you hear say "Eh, there are more seasons than once, now it's all the same and everything possible, all the fault of those damn bombs!"
The media instead we repeat reassuring that all this is due to slow climate change in the terrestrial ecosystem, as is normal in geological perspective, part of a periodic oscillation around an abstract point of equilibrium.
Already, the media ...
... and now we go to the news from the inside.
In this crisp morning in late January, after a intense storm, was found on a beach of the Adriatic a "strange object".
author of the discovery is the operator ecological Bob has taken steps to promptly notify the Command of Civil Defense.
on site are immediately noticed several journalists of the major networks and a wide range of electronic journals and a crowd of onlookers and holidaymakers.
As documented by the first images arrive to the office, Bob wagging experts show the exact location of the find and his gaze is hyper-Quaestor unequivocal claims as a reward megaosso fried Eureka ! (Advertisement)
Found mysterious metallic object on the Adriatic coast Unexplained phenomena related to the discovery
Here the cord that holds the curious agents while proceeding with extreme caution, recovery operations since the "thing" could be very harmful also still do not know the nature and origin of the object, because it is already on a procedure VIA
In this other shot but the lifeguard Pino proudly shows his new beach that runs all year round in all weather conditions thanks to the automated management of the microclimate ...
unfortunately now comes the news of some swimmers affected by unusual sicknesses, Polispedale immediately admitted to the coastal town where they were subjected to treatments ludochiroterapia, laser acupuncture homeopathic cures and the results are not entirely satisfactory.
general mobilization for the strange finding The mayor called for calm but in the meantime have come on-site experts NASA
To avoid unnecessary alarm the "finding" was transferred in secret and protected place where it can be more thoroughly studied and subjected, perhaps, the polygraph test.
From the day of the recovery time is considerably worse on the coast, the sea was violently moved by an irregular wave even if he blows a puff of wind, the sky is always cloudy and the air is so it is stifling hot and sour.
There are many who fear that a late manifestation of the shattering cataclysms of apocalyptic end of the millennium predicted by ministers esoteric astrologers and even some religious, but which have not seen the slightest trace.
These terrified people, who crave the telesantoni to repent, to no avail of course remember that Christ actually was born six years earlier than was believed until a short time ago, and then already in 2006 we had bypassed the mark of the millennium without any damage, from six years!
now the object has been photographed and examined also by representatives of various sectors of the new disciplines geobiomatici, metafisicinucleari, criptopsicologi, archeodesigner.
Combining rumors filtered, it seems that we can not exclude an alien origin of the object.
But let's see with this picture close to what it is, the shape is odd, the shine really scary! What is the use such a tool?
About ... Note conductive quiz Nike is giving away a speleoviaggio for 2 people in the crater of the volcano Krakatoa to those who guess the exact use and origin.
Look well before advertising again ...
Interpellation of the opposition on the inability to control the crisis of the Adriatic embarrass the government of right-center-left mass exodus of tourists a pension from the traffic lights and wipers
Unfortunately, Bob did not have efficient made: this ago ceased to breathe and has already been subjected to cloning, given the high demand come from all over Italy.
What caused the mysterious death of personnel will be environmentally friendly?
We asked several experts in alternative sciences: magnetoveterinari, neurocinofisiatri, and the magician emorabdomanti Fritzin officiating rites of ancient runes and Celtic at receiving MilanNet you see scroll overlay.
"What has happened to poor Bob is no doubt due to the lack of beneficial fluid issued from his home astrological, then remember to change the charge before it runs out to avoid dangerous periods dark, then take advantage of our promotion that offers 3 cartridges three for the price of 2! Hurry, supply is limited stocks are exhausted! "
a few minutes ago is the fax from the Director of the LAM (metallurgical laboratory analysis) that supports not yet possible to determine the material it is made ' object, but it ensures that the technical investigation is progressing rapidly, thanks to substantial public subscription, and the next release will be able to formulate a comprehensive response.
Long queues at the border Seri controls to prevent a possible infection in the Community
heavy damage to the tourist season calculated by the experts romagnamia in several tens of millions of guilders in Europe; alive is apprehension among traders who hope to be able to access funds under the Community for natural disasters.
The alien origin of the metal seems ever more certain; Recent surveys carried out in the road loss to 67%, an increase of 15 points on the previous survey, 19% consider this is an archaeological survey of Atlantis that a precedent has now consolidated its proven to be sunk off the coast of the Adriatic 9% think antimatter to materialize, while the remaining 5% do not know or no answer.
E 'was canceled while the maxitelefonata a Guinness World Record that Sunday was to involve more than three hundred thousand concurrent users, swimmers with their satellite phone to the Rainbow in favor of color-blind children, the' initiative will be repeated as soon as the situation will start to normal.
Meanwhile, there is no news for a few hours, the Director of LAM that has disappeared leaving only traces the empty coffers of the Institute and the Nigerian wife desperately repeating "Back to the ladies , back. But it is so good that I forgive him. "
The strange object becomes the most popular gadget of the summer War of the patent is no exclusion of shots
For people leaving, people who get there: come to see with their own eyes the places of discovery of the "relic", shake hands with the lifeguard Pino, visit the monument to the faithful-hologram Bob, on your skin try the thrill of a boiling water bath, astrotribale dance to the "dance of the thing 'that rages in the Riviera Lasertech.
The climatic conditions are continuously while slowly improving as shown by the data collected this morning by the mobile unit pigeon that flew over the main beach resorts, however, urge the authorities to always wear a respirator mask as indeed is now a wise practice.
And now, before concluding, here is the horoscope and winning lottery numbers combined with the Valentine's Day ...
The sea is like a huge cauldron of boiling soup, even near the shore, following the leads of the filters chimicobatterici, water, although clean, was in frantic motion, a bit 'as if waiting for the spaghetti. In accordance with recommended diets even this water is tasteless not to damage the skin of bathers, but color of a beautiful cobalt blue swimming happy to make the imagination to distant seas ...
The sand is selected pasteurized and placed in parallel layers of color gradually more and more clear: the deeper ones emerge here and there, designing commercial logos; slender ellipsoidal fiber cement tunnels emerge from this sand, slightly heaped around the pipe and the synthetic palms, emitting long lines of patients swimmers perfectly aligned, all with their Capellino of celluloid, the brilliant body of protective films plastosiliconici, booties autoimmune feet and the heart rate monitor, in short, ready for another long day of therapy, healthy Marine.
Geppe is a retired printer from the computer age when its purpose because of his work.
Ridge is his nephew who does not know how his grandfather to have lost trust in the sand, a few days before, the rotary gear of the mysterious old man was taken away as souvenirs, and then workshop had given to the child who used to carry out his sand castles.
The curved one, the other hopping, walking hand in hand along the shoreline slip tank top, shorts and sandals, is a beautiful morning in mid-February, the air coming out of fries iodine scattered from the nozzles near the flag hoisting poles, under the umbrella parabolic high-definition TV broadcasts live via satellite from Sydney the inauguration of the XXIV Olympic Games.
The newspaper headlines are monopolized by the amazing computer sports challenges and the possible new world records, which will, if you will, the limits on man of the new millennium?
(text revised and corrected to participate, out of competition, the EEW 1996)
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