Friday, January 22, 2010

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The suit does not make the Monaco, but protected from the cold (Part 1)

C 'were twice under a bridge, flowing water in a green and cold, the other was filled with flat stones, smoothed, dried and colored coins of old geological ages.

Ugo fly fishing immediately downstream of the bridge, where the river was a small pit and deep, the water slowed down its flow after a cascade accelerated in low and narrow between two gengoni. The water was so clear that they saw the fisherman and the trout do not bite, they simply turn around the bait with great torment.

Hugh was not a big fisherman, so that if he had to live than it was fishing, he would have died long ago. Was to fish in this remote mountain stream mainly because he was trying to calm his inner sea that only the sounds of nature could still intact. The sound of flowing water on the round stones, the smell of musk that devoured gengoni fallen from somewhere, the lament the Cuckoo from some undetermined point in the old woods, the trails that sometimes resinous the wind carried under his nostrils, the bitter cold of the morning was that one with the surrounding silence, almost painful after a full week passed in the chaotic din of the city.

He had awakened early, quietly not to wake no one home, was still in his pajamas down to the bottom where he dressed as a fisherman wool long pants, corduroy shirt, sweater, corduroy pants at great cost, long rubber boots, oilskin jacket and wearing a red beret, unique and personal touch eccentric. He filled the pockets of the vest with everything you need for the day of a fisherman: cigarettes, lighter, and pipe tobacco, candy and ... warmer catalysts, took the box, ready to fish the night before and went on his old scooter towards the coveted goal. The vehicle suffered

climbing the switchbacks leading to the creek, the road became increasingly disjointed as they went up: big hole were filled with colored water as gymkhana obstacles to overcome.

Ugo breathed deeply, looked around as if it were distracted the first time that happened over there, all the curious, everything looked, but the road and every so often ended up in mailboxes around spraying the broth. Every hole was a goal that Ugo emphasized with a scream of joy bursting soon swallowed up among the branches of the forest that lapped the road, splashing water was like the explosion of a stage idol winner.

Ugo Ugo was happier and happier and had the Formichino suffering, but it was a mechanical means even more subservient to man without the possibility to reject out of hand as it did a bison as a runaway horse angry or mad. The control levers were firmly in the hands and feet of the man and answered mechanically, with a definite and unchanging relationship to its strength.

began the dirt road, where the earth had a pink color as the face of a Renaissance Madonna. Hugh felt inspired by romance and began to zigzag, but lengthening the journey by reducing the slope to facilitate Rumi puffing in the tube of the exhaust steam in a chimney encrusted. The wheels skidded on the smooth rocks finest, throwing the bigger ones back or side: every obstacle in their path reply with a sharp counterpoint to the plaintive sound of the engine packed and monotonous.

The sun was still below the mountains.

Hugh took out a cigarette without filter jacket pocket, lit the flame with parrying the gnarled hand, took a deep breath the smoke in my throat watching intensely purple float, trying to capture a suspected motorcycle. Not seeing him, he closed his eyes for a moment and then exhale all the smoke ... and something else. It was already stopped for several hours on the bed of the stream, his net was empty as well as the national package. Every now and then changed the fly, but the result was always the same, however, not angry, fishing was not for angry, but contrary to relax. According to his theory, and Hugh had several of those theories regarding various aspects of life and all original in their own way, take the fish was equivalent to a trouble: pulling it out could unhook, could be undersized and must be released, the hook could stick in the deep creases of the mouth, needed tools, she could struggle, had to stun him then dropping it on a big stone ...

was much better than bite. Of this hypothesis, on the other applicant had made a boast with friends at the bar and an insignificant detail at home.

After the pack of cigarettes went to the pipe, not until you have cleaned your mouth with some mint candy and licorice. To prepare the tobacco needed a break because they served both hands. Then he sat on the central pile of the bridge and passed the ignition during the rite, with clockwork precision the acceleration of 9:54, the same as in the past already at 6.14, while Hugh went down the steep and narrow path that connects the road to the creek with the load of work to do in the big city. Now it was almost empty when excluding the crew of the valley and some gossip that came back with a shopping bag filled. This

train was the only one left on that secondary line intended to be pruned sooner or later, but first had to fix the road. The train was the only contact between the nature of those places, as old as time, and the new industrial society just transplanted, including an unspecified era dominated by vegetation and animals and the times dominated modern man and his machines. Without that train Ugo could be the cave man who was fishing with his club (by the way would be a problem!) Or the Roman peasant who fished with the net of rope or the knight-errant who cross the river on his white horse mare, or the lout of all ages who drank in the clear spring, or simply his maternal grandfather with a white wig that in those places had been a forester at the time of the invasion Napoleon.

often dreamed of a cigarette and the other stories where the contours differed, but he was always the hero, the king Ugus, Emperor Hugh I (and last), the terrible bandit Brugo the brute, the general in command Ugorsky Austro-Hungarian troops, the famous artist Ugo Ughi passage in these mountains during a tour through the streets of Europe ...

One could safely say that Hugh to go fishing was like going to the theater, if you could do so without paying the ticket.

The train whistle, and above all the trembling of the pylon, but brought him back to reality, the divide between city and mountains, the inconsistency between actions and dreams, the industry and dense black smoke, the deafening noise of traffic, its stupid and repetitive work, its silly and meaningless life, equal to that of many others like him.

Ugo was a machinist in an engineering industry, which dealt with weapons and war equipment. It all began because his family had for generations a family of gunsmiths and then his father sent him to the school director to prepare for professional turner to work in the shop, but then his father died too early without being able to send to Hugh the difficult job . Then sought help from the uncles, even their skilled craftsmen, but the times were difficult and many children, that his grandson always walked further down the waiting list. They simply put next to the name, a good word for recruitment in the factory. Hugh was not cut out to the factory for many things he was not cut out for the truth, and that was for him as an assumption in jail and soon began to think about tax evasion.

Now after some years we can say that if he had not used however he was made a reason, the work was only a parenthesis in his life, a long period but then not longer than most parentheses most men devote to sleep. Hugh drew on this incident by stealing their sleep hours to devote to his passions.

Like all true dealer, was not a hunting rifle was to be considered a work of art rather than a simple weapon evolved relative of the sling and the rifle was to be exhibited in the rifle hanging on the wall, like a child care , stroked like a lady, but never consumed in the harsh and dangerous hunting. Then search for the contact with nature that had filled her childhood, not the left that the activity of fishing.

The sun was out in the open.


(continued)

Sunday, January 10, 2010

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The strange object (as amended)

Tales Adriatic


Only a few years ago there were seasons, there were four: fall, winter, spring, summer and marked the rhythm of time. Here in the Romagna then it was worth only one: the summer, the other three were mingled in limbo because of thick fog or steam, imaginative town festivals, languid or absurd memories, fervent preparations, slow and repetitive rhythms, and scents of chestnuts, piada pork cracklings and greasy. The summer was the "season", and the sea, bathrooms, the hot sun, the strange, the "pataca," the white nights, money ...

The summer was expected as children, before that, waiting for the circus and sometimes you let yourself be fooled by the first warm spring days announcing only other splashing water every summer to start over: it was a new turn on carousel, a new song.

now increasingly on the street you hear say "Eh, there are more seasons than once, now it's all the same and everything possible, all the fault of those damn bombs!"

The media instead we repeat reassuring that all this is due to slow climate change in the terrestrial ecosystem, as is normal in geological perspective, part of a periodic oscillation around an abstract point of equilibrium.

Already, the media ...


... and now we go to the news from the inside.

In this crisp morning in late January, after a intense storm, was found on a beach of the Adriatic a "strange object".

author of the discovery is the operator ecological Bob has taken steps to promptly notify the Command of Civil Defense.

on site are immediately noticed several journalists of the major networks and a wide range of electronic journals and a crowd of onlookers and holidaymakers.

As documented by the first images arrive to the office, Bob wagging experts show the exact location of the find and his gaze is hyper-Quaestor unequivocal claims as a reward megaosso fried Eureka ! (Advertisement)

Found mysterious metallic object on the Adriatic coast Unexplained phenomena related to the discovery

Here the cord that holds the curious agents while proceeding with extreme caution, recovery operations since the "thing" could be very harmful also still do not know the nature and origin of the object, because it is already on a procedure VIA

In this other shot but the lifeguard Pino proudly shows his new beach that runs all year round in all weather conditions thanks to the automated management of the microclimate ...

unfortunately now comes the news of some swimmers affected by unusual sicknesses, Polispedale immediately admitted to the coastal town where they were subjected to treatments ludochiroterapia, laser acupuncture homeopathic cures and the results are not entirely satisfactory.

general mobilization for the strange finding The mayor called for calm but in the meantime have come on-site experts NASA

To avoid unnecessary alarm the "finding" was transferred in secret and protected place where it can be more thoroughly studied and subjected, perhaps, the polygraph test.

From the day of the recovery time is considerably worse on the coast, the sea was violently moved by an irregular wave even if he blows a puff of wind, the sky is always cloudy and the air is so it is stifling hot and sour.

There are many who fear that a late manifestation of the shattering cataclysms of apocalyptic end of the millennium predicted by ministers esoteric astrologers and even some religious, but which have not seen the slightest trace.

These terrified people, who crave the telesantoni to repent, to no avail of course remember that Christ actually was born six years earlier than was believed until a short time ago, and then already in 2006 we had bypassed the mark of the millennium without any damage, from six years!

now the object has been photographed and examined also by representatives of various sectors of the new disciplines geobiomatici, metafisicinucleari, criptopsicologi, archeodesigner.

Combining rumors filtered, it seems that we can not exclude an alien origin of the object.

But let's see with this picture close to what it is, the shape is odd, the shine really scary! What is the use such a tool?

About ... Note conductive quiz Nike is giving away a speleoviaggio for 2 people in the crater of the volcano Krakatoa to those who guess the exact use and origin.

Look well before advertising again ...

Interpellation of the opposition on the inability to control the crisis of the Adriatic embarrass the government of right-center-left mass exodus of tourists a pension from the traffic lights and wipers

Unfortunately, Bob did not have efficient made: this ago ceased to breathe and has already been subjected to cloning, given the high demand come from all over Italy.

What caused the mysterious death of personnel will be environmentally friendly?

We asked several experts in alternative sciences: magnetoveterinari, neurocinofisiatri, and the magician emorabdomanti Fritzin officiating rites of ancient runes and Celtic at receiving MilanNet you see scroll overlay.

"What has happened to poor Bob is no doubt due to the lack of beneficial fluid issued from his home astrological, then remember to change the charge before it runs out to avoid dangerous periods dark, then take advantage of our promotion that offers 3 cartridges three for the price of 2! Hurry, supply is limited stocks are exhausted! "

a few minutes ago is the fax from the Director of the LAM (metallurgical laboratory analysis) that supports not yet possible to determine the material it is made ' object, but it ensures that the technical investigation is progressing rapidly, thanks to substantial public subscription, and the next release will be able to formulate a comprehensive response.

Long queues at the border Seri controls to prevent a possible infection in the Community

heavy damage to the tourist season calculated by the experts romagnamia in several tens of millions of guilders in Europe; alive is apprehension among traders who hope to be able to access funds under the Community for natural disasters.

The alien origin of the metal seems ever more certain; Recent surveys carried out in the road loss to 67%, an increase of 15 points on the previous survey, 19% consider this is an archaeological survey of Atlantis that a precedent has now consolidated its proven to be sunk off the coast of the Adriatic 9% think antimatter to materialize, while the remaining 5% do not know or no answer.

E 'was canceled while the maxitelefonata a Guinness World Record that Sunday was to involve more than three hundred thousand concurrent users, swimmers with their satellite phone to the Rainbow in favor of color-blind children, the' initiative will be repeated as soon as the situation will start to normal.

Meanwhile, there is no news for a few hours, the Director of LAM that has disappeared leaving only traces the empty coffers of the Institute and the Nigerian wife desperately repeating "Back to the ladies , back. But it is so good that I forgive him. "

The strange object becomes the most popular gadget of the summer War of the patent is no exclusion of shots

For people leaving, people who get there: come to see with their own eyes the places of discovery of the "relic", shake hands with the lifeguard Pino, visit the monument to the faithful-hologram Bob, on your skin try the thrill of a boiling water bath, astrotribale dance to the "dance of the thing 'that rages in the Riviera Lasertech.

The climatic conditions are continuously while slowly improving as shown by the data collected this morning by the mobile unit pigeon that flew over the main beach resorts, however, urge the authorities to always wear a respirator mask as indeed is now a wise practice.

And now, before concluding, here is the horoscope and winning lottery numbers combined with the Valentine's Day ...

The sea is like a huge cauldron of boiling soup, even near the shore, following the leads of the filters chimicobatterici, water, although clean, was in frantic motion, a bit 'as if waiting for the spaghetti. In accordance with recommended diets even this water is tasteless not to damage the skin of bathers, but color of a beautiful cobalt blue swimming happy to make the imagination to distant seas ...

The sand is selected pasteurized and placed in parallel layers of color gradually more and more clear: the deeper ones emerge here and there, designing commercial logos; slender ellipsoidal fiber cement tunnels emerge from this sand, slightly heaped around the pipe and the synthetic palms, emitting long lines of patients swimmers perfectly aligned, all with their Capellino of celluloid, the brilliant body of protective films plastosiliconici, booties autoimmune feet and the heart rate monitor, in short, ready for another long day of therapy, healthy Marine.

Geppe is a retired printer from the computer age when its purpose because of his work.

Ridge is his nephew who does not know how his grandfather to have lost trust in the sand, a few days before, the rotary gear of the mysterious old man was taken away as souvenirs, and then workshop had given to the child who used to carry out his sand castles.

The curved one, the other hopping, walking hand in hand along the shoreline slip tank top, shorts and sandals, is a beautiful morning in mid-February, the air coming out of fries iodine scattered from the nozzles near the flag hoisting poles, under the umbrella parabolic high-definition TV broadcasts live via satellite from Sydney the inauguration of the XXIV Olympic Games.

The newspaper headlines are monopolized by the amazing computer sports challenges and the possible new world records, which will, if you will, the limits on man of the new millennium?


(text revised and corrected to participate, out of competition, the EEW 1996)

Tuesday, January 5, 2010

Kate's Playground 2003

Bad weather at this time on Lake Trasimeno

Strong and incessant rains for many hours, affecting the lake area is causing some disruption to traffic especially in the town of Castiglione del Lago Paganico It seems that the river overflows have known tributary of Lake Trasimeno on the fields in the area between Plain and Bertoni .
According to the weather report the situation should improve slightly in tomorrow January 6, 2010 but deteriorated again in the afternoon of 7.

The water level of Lake then, grown back until a few days ago to less than 7 inches, are intended to rise at the expense of the water crisis that is affecting the basin in recent years.